Michael Schiavo Gets On With His Life
Woman: He wants the pad tai with chicken, no vegetables. Man: I can’t have vegetables. My vegetarian wife just left me. –Tai Hong Lau, Mott Street Overheard by: Amie
View ArticleThat Explains the Boots but Not the Crop
College girl: Oh. Did you use to ride horses as a kid? Jappy guy: No. I’m just rich –12th & 5th Overheard by: Mehler
View ArticleAnd Is Lucky the Leprechaun a Prima Donna in Real Life?
(Irish service elevator operator is showing new guy the ropes, delivery Thug walks in)Operator, with Irish brogue: What’s up?Thug: 11 C, man. (thug looks at the new guy)Thug: You new man? Yo, I gotta...
View ArticleA Jewish Hipster? For Real?
Hipster Girl: Hipsterism was made for Jewish guys and Asian Girls. — Williamsburg
View ArticleWednesdays Don’t Kill People; One-Liners Kill People
Large black man on cell phone: They did the deal with the diamonds, then the other guy got greedy and shot up the place. –Union Ave Overheard by: Seth Callaway Teen, looking around: Where are we? Are...
View Article
